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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #21
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Kinky isn't good?

Whips n chains blow my brains
I second that!

and yes, second list is a bit better
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #22
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There was no survey, some fat girl made it all up.
Agreed.
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 08:27 AM // 08:27   #23
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There was no survey, some fat girl made it all up.
lol... good one. xD
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 10:51 AM // 10:51   #24
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Im not a guy, but I'm quite certain my boyfriend didn't pick me based on any of those points XD
Kinda makes it sound like all men are looking for cute little paper dolls who sit at home all day just to wait for them to return home from work, but at the same time have the temper and nerve to defend themselves. In other words; " I want a damsel, but I can't be bothered with the distress"...
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #25
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1. rank 9/10+
2. she must be able to infuse
3. no sway please
4. no b-spike please
5. champ range guild
6. god walking ammong meer mortals ( see what i did there ? (no.6 on my list....))
7. ..........
8. .........
9. .........
10. ..........


( for the ........ pick your own qualities)


this is what all men should aim for (j/ks ofc)
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #26
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Im not a guy, but I'm quite certain my boyfriend didn't pick me based on any of those points XD
Kinda makes it sound like all men are looking for cute little paper dolls who sit at home all day just to wait for them to return home from work, but at the same time have the temper and nerve to defend themselves. In other words; " I want a damsel, but I can't be bothered with the distress"...
Same. But then, men are strange creatures

@monk: ROFL >.<
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #27
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Haha. I was under the impression that guys liked it when girls took initiative in bed, and made the first move. Besides, I'm the one who jump-started the relationship with my boyfriend, and I'm damn sure a lot of my friends have too.

This list is rampant with terrible 50s house wife clichés.

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  1. She knows that love is the biggest part of the mating equation.
*raging femininist reply to above point*

Why, 'cause guys don't?

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Old Apr 01, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #28
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Im not a guy, but I'm quite certain my boyfriend didn't pick me based on any of those points XD
Kinda makes it sound like all men are looking for cute little paper dolls who sit at home all day just to wait for them to return home from work, but at the same time have the temper and nerve to defend themselves. In other words; " I want a damsel, but I can't be bothered with the distress"...
Doesn't it say she needs to have a life of her own? So I think the list itself counters what you say.
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Old Apr 01, 2008, 12:17 AM // 00:17   #29
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i look for all of those things in a woman!!!
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Old Apr 01, 2008, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #30
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as long as she hasnt got aids or any std's there fair game
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Old Apr 01, 2008, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #31
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Quite a paradox.

If you are interested in a long term relationship (and a marriage that doesn't end in divorce) waiting for sex helps and is caring.



Anyways, I think my number one trait I'd be looking for would be commitment and the ability to follow through on commitments even when things are difficult.



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Kinda makes it sound like all men are looking for cute little paper dolls who sit at home all day just to wait for them to return home from work, but at the same time have the temper and nerve to defend themselves.
Guys are lazy. Our next goal for the feminist movement is to get all the real women to do all the work around the house, raise the kids alone, and bring home all the bacon while we go buy cute andriod babes to play with all day. If the women complain and kick us out, uncle sam will take half of their money and redistribute it to us guys... because that's what economic redistribution is all about.



(BTW, the response to Tzu was a joke)

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